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📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $4,670.48

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$4,662.98
-7.500 (-0.16%)
5 min
$4,660.29
-10.190 (-0.22%)
10 min
$4,664.38
-6.100 (-0.13%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.27

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.271390
-0.0₃649 (-0.24%)
5 min
$0.270900
-0.001 (-0.42%)
10 min
$0.270740
-0.001 (-0.48%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.011754
-0.0₄59 (-0.50%)
5 min
$0.011725
-0.0₄88 (-0.74%)
10 min
$0.011719
-0.0₄94 (-0.80%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk has once again proven that even his most cryptic non sequiturs can move markets. Ethereum saw a modest decline, down 0.22% after five minutes, while Dogecoin, his favored pet, dropped 0.48% after ten. The obscure GORK token, however, took the crown for volatility with a 0.80% drop, showcasing a special sensitivity to nonsense. It appears the market now treats his feed like a Rorschach test: everyone sees a signal, even when it's just ink.