📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $4,299.31

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$4,295.30
-4.010 (-0.09%)
5 min
$4,298.66
-0.650 (-0.02%)
10 min
$4,306.17
+6.86 (+0.16%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.24

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.238510
-0.001 (-0.62%)
5 min
$0.237490
-0.003 (-1.05%)
10 min
$0.239160
-0.0₃839 (-0.35%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.009779
+0.0₆999 (+0.01%)
5 min
$0.009792
+0.0₄14 (+0.14%)
10 min
$0.009840
+0.0₄619 (+0.63%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's profound silence proves to be a market event in itself. Ethereum weathered the non-news with minimal volatility, down a negligible 0.09% after one minute before recovering to a 0.16% gain. Dogecoin, his faithful shiba, felt the absence more acutely, dropping over 1% in five minutes. The true winner was the obscure GORK, which quietly appreciated, proving that when the king says nothing, every courtier can pretend it was a signal. Ultimately, the most significant movement was a collective shrug, the one thing this market consistently mines efficiently.