📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $4,305.77

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$4,311.23
+5.46 (+0.13%)
5 min
$4,299.98
-5.790 (-0.13%)
10 min
$4,296.66
-9.110 (-0.21%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.23

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.232850
+0.0₃439 (+0.19%)
5 min
$0.232060
-0.0₃35 (-0.15%)
10 min
$0.232170
-0.0₃24 (-0.10%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.010879
+0.0₄529 (+0.49%)
5 min
$0.010881
+0.0₄549 (+0.51%)
10 min
$0.010967
+0.0₃140 (+1.30%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's profound statement on the nature of existence, "None," sent markets into their usual state of contemplative chaos. ETH initially pondered the void with a 0.13% gain before rejecting it entirely, down 0.21% after ten minutes. DOGE briefly found meaning with a 0.19% rise, then lost it twice over. The real winner was GORK, which apparently thrives on existential nothingness, climbing a staggering 1.3%. This volatility is entirely on-brand, proving once again that the most powerful market force is not a Fed statement but a billionaire's cryptic void. The market's deep and meaningful reaction to absolutely nothing suggests a collective yearning for purpose, or perhaps just a severe case of automated trading algorithms with daddy issues.