What the hell!?

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Ian Miles Cheong
@stillgray

In Magdeburg, Germany today a Syrian asylum seeker hunted down a woman in broad daylight. Witnesses watched in horror as he chased her through a pedestrian street with a knife, closing the distance while she ran for her life. She tried to escape into a building, but he forced his

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $4,296.38

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$4,294.85
-1.530 (-0.04%)
5 min
$4,289.94
-6.440 (-0.15%)
10 min
$4,293.00
-3.380 (-0.08%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.23

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.232300
-0.0₃479 (-0.21%)
5 min
$0.231780
-0.0₃999 (-0.43%)
10 min
$0.231760
-0.001 (-0.44%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.010420
-0.0₄129 (-0.12%)
5 min
$0.010446
+0.0₄13 (+0.12%)
10 min
$0.010456
+0.0₄23 (+0.22%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's inflammatory post triggered a classic kneejerk crypto sell-off, proving once again that markets have the emotional maturity of a teenager. Ethereum saw a quick 0.15% drop within five minutes, while Dogecoin, his favored pup, fared worse with a 0.44% slide. The meme coin GORK, however, shrugged it off with a minor 0.22% gain, perhaps too obscure to be offended. This volatility is a gentle breeze compared to the hurricanes his more direct crypto endorsements can whip up. Ultimately, the most volatile thing in the market remains the connection between Musk's thumb and his phone.