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Congressman Randy Fine
@RepFine

I’m going to introduce legislation to hold judges accountable when violent repeat offenders they release commit new crimes. It’s easy to release criminals when you’re protected by an armed bailiff at all times. The rest of us aren’t so lucky. Those 12+ judges that released

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ETH

Before post: $4,291.34

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$4,297.28
+5.94 (+0.14%)
5 min
$4,293.92
+2.58 (+0.06%)
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$4,296.38
+5.04 (+0.12%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.23

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$0.232090
+0.0₃449 (+0.19%)
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$0.232080
+0.0₃439 (+0.19%)
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$0.232780
+0.001 (+0.49%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

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$0.010334
+0.0₄439 (+0.43%)
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$0.010355
+0.0₄649 (+0.63%)
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$0.010433
+0.0₃142 (+1.39%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's endorsement of a political tough-on-crime stance proved to be a curiously low-stakes crime spree for crypto. ETH saw a minor and inconsistent bump: up 0.14% in the first minute, then a meager 0.06% after five, before a slight recovery to 0.12%. DOGE and the memecoin GORK showed more spirit, with GORK's 10-minute rally of 1.39% at least demonstrating some speculative hustle. This volatility is a whisper compared to the market's usual roar following his more direct crypto or Dogecoin-related musings. Ultimately, the only thing truly arrested here was any meaningful price movement.