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📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $4,309.77

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$4,308.98
-0.790 (-0.02%)
5 min
$4,308.14
-1.630 (-0.04%)
10 min
$4,306.51
-3.260 (-0.08%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.23

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.233570
-0.0₃84 (-0.36%)
5 min
$0.233280
-0.001 (-0.48%)
10 min
$0.232550
-0.002 (-0.79%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.009827
+0.0₅8 (+0.08%)
5 min
$0.009811
-0.0₅799 (-0.08%)
10 min
$0.009832
+0.0₄13 (+0.13%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk has once again proven that his most potent market-moving power lies in his ability to be utterly cryptic. Ethereum saw a gradual decline, dropping 0.08% over ten minutes, while Dogecoin, his usual muse, experienced a more immediate and pronounced reaction, falling 0.79% in that same window. The non-reaction from the token GORK, which barely registered a pulse, suggests the market is becoming selectively numb to his particular brand of enigmatic prophecy. It appears the only thing more volatile than crypto is trying to divine the meaning behind a billionaire's vaguepost.