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📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $4,291.23

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$4,288.86
-2.370 (-0.06%)
5 min
$4,291.99
+0.760 (+0.02%)
10 min
$4,294.67
+3.44 (+0.08%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.22

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.223950
-0.0₃309 (-0.14%)
5 min
$0.223940
-0.0₃319 (-0.14%)
10 min
$0.224360
+0.0₃1 (+0.04%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.009507
-0.0₅6 (-0.06%)
5 min
$0.009492
-0.0₄21 (-0.22%)
10 min
$0.009495
-0.0₄18 (-0.19%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's profound silence on this occasion sent the markets into a state of pure, unadulterated contemplation. ETH dipped a negligible 0.06% before a minor recovery, while DOGE and GORK saw similarly microscopic movements, all well within their typical erratic norms. The sheer volatility of a non-event perfectly encapsulates a market that now trades on the anticipation of his next brunch order. One can only conclude that the most impactful statement is sometimes the absence of one, a truly expensive silence.