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Cynical Publius
@CynicalPublius

Looking for black people in this video. Not finding them. See, in DC the worst crime is in predominantly black neighborhoods. 41% of the DC population is black. So where are all the black people in this "protest"? I'll tell you why there are so few: DC's black population is x.com/ResisttheMS/st…

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ETH

Before post: $4,293.65

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$4,293.49
-0.160 (0.00%)
5 min
$4,293.00
-0.650 (-0.02%)
10 min
$4,290.74
-2.910 (-0.07%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.22

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1 min
$0.217340
-0.0₄399 (-0.02%)
5 min
$0.217260
-0.0₃119 (-0.06%)
10 min
$0.217040
-0.0₃339 (-0.16%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

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1 min
$0.009246
+0.0₄18 (+0.20%)
5 min
$0.009239
+0.0₄11 (+0.12%)
10 min
$0.009252
+0.0₄239 (+0.26%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest foray into social commentary proved to be a spectacularly ineffective market mover. Ethereum saw negligible declines: down 0.07% after ten minutes, while Dogecoin mirrored this with a 0.16% drop. The real winner was the meme coin GORK, which, in a fitting tribute to the post's content, gained a whopping 0.26% and proved that in this circus, the real clown is often the one making the least noise. Compared to the historical precedent of a similar post, which at least prompted some fractional ETH volatility, this event was remarkably tame, registering more as a whimper than a bang for crypto traders. Ultimately, the most volatile thing here was the logic, not the market.

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