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@AGHamilton29

It really is something to take note of what national news outlets choose to cover and which stories they choose to ignore. I just checked because I assumed this was an exaggeration but can’t find anything on the North Carolina attack in the NYT, CNN, WaPO, the AP etc. x.com/geiger_capital…

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ETH

Before post: $4,301.29

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$4,298.80
-2.490 (-0.06%)
5 min
$4,295.45
-5.840 (-0.14%)
10 min
$4,293.81
-7.480 (-0.17%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.22

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.216890
-0.0₃2 (-0.09%)
5 min
$0.216850
-0.0₃24 (-0.11%)
10 min
$0.217040
-0.0₄499 (-0.02%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
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1 min
$0.009254
+0.0₅9 (+0.10%)
5 min
$0.009275
+0.0₄3 (+0.32%)
10 min
$0.009244
-0.0₆999 (-0.01%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest media critique proved to be a spectacularly effective non-catalyst for crypto markets. Ethereum saw a gradual but minimal decline over ten minutes: down 0.06%, then 0.14%, and finally 0.17%. Dogecoin, his perennial favorite, mirrored this with a similarly unimpressive 0.11% dip. The real winner was the obscure GORK, which managed a fleeting 0.32% pump, because of course it did. This volatility is a snooze compared to the seismic shifts his direct asset endorsements typically cause, landing this event squarely in the realm of market noise. Ultimately, the only thing that plummeted was the news credibility he was questioning, while portfolios remained unfazed.