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📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $4,313.86

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$4,312.00
-1.860 (-0.04%)
5 min
$4,312.70
-1.160 (-0.03%)
10 min
$4,315.67
+1.81 (+0.04%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.21

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.212310
-0.0₃129 (-0.06%)
5 min
$0.212280
-0.0₃159 (-0.08%)
10 min
$0.212450
+0.0₄1 (+0.00%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.009124
+0.0₅1 (+0.01%)
5 min
$0.009129
+0.0₅6 (+0.07%)
10 min
$0.009130
+0.0₅7 (+0.08%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's profound silence on this occasion sent shockwaves through the market amounting to a rounding error. ETH wobbled between a 0.04% loss and a 0.04% gain, while DOGE managed an equally thrilling 0.08% dip before flatlining. GORK, the apparent beneficiary of this non-event, rallied a staggering 0.08% over ten minutes. This volatility is less a storm and more a gentle breeze that barely rustles the leaves of a historically calm market. The market has now priced in the existential weight of nothing, a truly efficient outcome.