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📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $4,373.98

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$4,373.76
-0.220 (-0.01%)
5 min
$4,380.54
+6.56 (+0.15%)
10 min
$4,387.65
+13.67 (+0.31%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.22

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.215150
-0.0₃31 (-0.14%)
5 min
$0.215710
+0.0₃25 (+0.12%)
10 min
$0.215930
+0.0₃469 (+0.22%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.009268
+0.0₅299 (+0.03%)
5 min
$0.009274
+0.0₅899 (+0.10%)
10 min
$0.009330
+0.0₄649 (+0.70%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's profound silence, a post containing the word "None," somehow managed to move markets. ETH dipped a negligible 0.01% in the first minute before climbing 0.31% over ten minutes, while DOGE and the memecoin GORK saw similarly minuscule but positive swings: GORK's 0.70% gain was the standout performance. This volatility, while statistically tame, is the new normal for assets that now trade on the gravitational pull of a single individual's vaguebooking. The market has officially priced in the existential weight of nothing.