White feathers for the cowards

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $4,303.15

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$4,302.41
-0.740 (-0.02%)
5 min
$4,300.94
-2.210 (-0.05%)
10 min
$4,315.16
+12.01 (+0.28%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.21

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.210400
-0.0₃12 (-0.06%)
5 min
$0.209880
-0.0₃64 (-0.30%)
10 min
$0.210680
+0.0₃159 (+0.08%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.008701
-0.0₄149 (-0.17%)
5 min
$0.008689
-0.0₄269 (-0.31%)
10 min
$0.008748
+0.0₄32 (+0.37%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest poetic flourish proved more of a feather duster than a sledgehammer for crypto markets. Ethereum shrugged off the initial confusion with a negligible dip before a modest ten-minute recovery of plus 0.28 percent, while Dogecoin's deeper five-minute drop of negative 0.30 percent was equally fleeting. Even the memecoin GORK, typically a volatility amplifier, displayed a muted response with swings under half a percent, a picture of calm compared to the more pronounced negative reactions his historically similar post triggered. It seems the market has finally built an immunity to his particular brand of non-sequitur, treating cryptic insults as background noise rather than a trading signal. Nothing says financial maturity like normalizing the impact of being called a coward by a billionaire.

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