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The use of hormonal contraceptives by tens of millions of women could plausibly be having population-level effects on behaviour, including political behaviour. A new study shows that women who use hormonal contraceptives exhibit significantly stronger emotional responses than

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk has once again proven that even his most esoteric musings can move crypto markets, albeit in a decidedly modest fashion. Ethereum saw a brief but negligible spike: up 0.34% in the first minute, settling to a 0.39% gain after ten. Dogecoin, his usual hype vehicle, mirrored this with a nearly identical but even smaller trajectory: a 0.31% initial bump leading to a 0.39% rise. The obscure GORK token barely registered the event, moving a statistically insignificant 0.15%. This volatility is a whisper compared to the shouts prompted by his more direct crypto endorsements, landing firmly in the realm of typical market noise. It seems the market's emotional response to a post about emotional responses was ironically quite subdued.