Thank goodness for the First Amendment

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DogeDesigner
@cb_doge

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ETH

Before post: $4,376.05

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1 min
$4,371.72
-4.330 (-0.10%)
5 min
$4,383.92
+7.87 (+0.18%)
10 min
$4,406.92
+30.87 (+0.71%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.21

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$0.211590
-0.0₃439 (-0.21%)
5 min
$0.212250
+0.0₃219 (+0.10%)
10 min
$0.213590
+0.002 (+0.74%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

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$0.008592
-0.0₅799 (-0.09%)
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$0.008607
+0.0₅7 (+0.08%)
10 min
$0.008646
+0.0₄459 (+0.53%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's constitutional musings once again prove that free speech has a price, and it's apparently denominated in crypto. Ethereum saw a brief dip of 0.10% before climbing 0.71% over ten minutes, while Dogecoin mirrored this pattern with a 0.21% drop preceding a 0.74% gain. This volatility is remarkably tame by Musk-induced standards, where a single punctuation mark can typically trigger double-digit swings. The market's muted response suggests that even his most ardent followers are becoming numb to his digital soapbox, finding his First Amendment advocacy less impactful than a simple "Tesla will accept Doge." One might call it a constitutional right to mildly influence altcoins for ten minutes.

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