Two Tier Keir

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Chris Rose
@ArchRose90

Two-tier policing in Britain. Pro Palestine supporter climbs a war monument = No arrest. Police officers just watch. Mother hangs a Union flag on the Epping Forest District Council building = Arrested.

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $4,388.93

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$4,382.40
-6.530 (-0.15%)
5 min
$4,383.70
-5.230 (-0.12%)
10 min
$4,390.88
+1.95 (+0.04%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.21

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.213500
-0.0₃18 (-0.08%)
5 min
$0.213340
-0.0₃34 (-0.16%)
10 min
$0.213700
+0.0₄199 (+0.01%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.008586
-0.0₅299 (-0.03%)
5 min
$0.008598
+0.0₅9 (+0.10%)
10 min
$0.008633
+0.0₄44 (+0.51%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's foray into British policing discourse proved to be a spectacular non-event for crypto markets. ETH saw a brief, shallow dip: down 0.15% in the first minute, moderating to a 0.12% drop at five minutes, before a negligible 0.04% recovery. DOGE mirrored this with even smaller moves, down 0.16% at its worst, while the meme coin GORK barely registered the news. This volatility is a rounding error, the kind of noise typically caused by a large whale buying a sandwich rather than a world-famous billionaire opining on geopolitical bias. It seems the market's verdict on this particular commentary was a resounding and ironically appropriate arrest.