📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $4,475.78

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$4,476.43
+0.650 (+0.01%)
5 min
$4,476.98
+1.20 (+0.03%)
10 min
$4,482.79
+7.01 (+0.16%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.22

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.217270
+0.0₄6 (+0.03%)
5 min
$0.217110
-0.0₄999 (-0.05%)
10 min
$0.217330
+0.0₃12 (+0.06%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.008667
-0.0₄61 (-0.70%)
5 min
$0.008647
-0.0₄809 (-0.93%)
10 min
$0.008660
-0.0₄68 (-0.78%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's profound silence proves to be a market-moving event in its own right. ETH showed a gradual but minimal climb: up 0.01% after one minute, 0.03% after five, and a comparatively wild 0.16% after ten. DOGE was its usual stable self, barely registering a change with a tiny dip and recovery. The memecoin GORK, however, took the news hardest, shedding nearly a full percent. This minuscule volatility, all under one percent, would be considered a coma in any other asset class but passes for a thoughtful pause in crypto. It seems the market now reacts not just to his words, but to the existential dread of his potential to speak.