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📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $1,898.61

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$1,901.82
+3.21 (+0.17%)
5 min
$1,902.51
+3.90 (+0.21%)
10 min
$1,901.39
+2.78 (+0.15%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.18

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.180610
+0.0₃25 (+0.14%)
5 min
$0.180640
+0.0₃28 (+0.16%)
10 min
$0.180320
-0.0₄399 (-0.02%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's post containing absolutely nothing somehow managed to move markets more than most corporate earnings reports. ETH saw a modest but immediate bump: up 0.17% in 1 minute, peaking at 0.21% after 5 minutes, then settling at 0.15% over 10 minutes. DOGE, ever the drama queen, twitched 0.14% upward in 1 minute, added another 0.16% by 5 minutes, then gave it all back with a 0.02% dip at 10 minutes. Volatility here is tame by crypto standards, where a sneeze can trigger a 10% swing, but it’s still amusing that "None" qualifies as market-moving commentary. The irony of analyzing the financial impact of a void would be lost on most, but here we are, assigning meaning to the absence of meaning.