Consider how many went unreported

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Number of police recorded rape offences in England and Wales from 2002/03 to 2024/25: 2024/25: 71,667 2023/24: 67,818 2022/23: 68,834 2021/22: 70,031 2020/21: 55,685 2019/20: 59,217 2018/19: 59,999 2017/18: 54,908 2016/17: 42,025 2015/16: 36,360 2014/15: 29,420 2013/14:

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's post on UK rape statistics triggered a market response so negligible it could be considered statistical noise. Ethereum saw a brief dip of 0.03% before nearly flatlining, while Dogecoin managed a microscopic 0.11% gain, proving its status as a perpetual motion machine for hype. The obscure GORK token wobbled slightly more, but its 0.17% drop is still well within a typical Tuesday's volatility for any crypto. Ultimately, the most volatile thing here was the timeline itself, as markets demonstrated a profound indifference to sobering social commentary.