That is an objective fact

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Restore Britain
@RestoreBritain_

If we don’t boost the British birth rate, we will die out.

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $4,402.03

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$4,395.79
-6.240 (-0.14%)
5 min
$4,396.78
-5.250 (-0.12%)
10 min
$4,394.01
-8.020 (-0.18%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.22

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.217170
-0.0₃28 (-0.13%)
5 min
$0.217120
-0.0₃329 (-0.15%)
10 min
$0.216930
-0.0₃519 (-0.24%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.008839
+0.0₄239 (+0.27%)
5 min
$0.008854
+0.0₄39 (+0.44%)
10 min
$0.008817
+0.0₅2 (+0.02%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's demographic musings prove once again that his power to move markets is inversely proportional to the topic's relevance to crypto. The immediate impact was broadly negative but shallow: ETH dipped 0.14% in the first minute, settling at a 0.18% loss after ten, while DOGE mirrored this with a 0.24% decline. The token GORK, in a classic display of altcoin absurdity, initially rallied 0.44% before giving up nearly all gains. This volatility is remarkably tame compared to historical tantrums triggered by more pertinent news. Ultimately, the most volatile thing here was the British birth rate, not the charts, as traders collectively shrugged at being offered an objective fact without a buy signal.

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