People don’t get it

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Jesse Peltan
@JessePeltan

ATTN: U.S. POLICYMAKERS

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📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $4,398.31

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$4,397.04
-1.270 (-0.03%)
5 min
$4,393.48
-4.830 (-0.11%)
10 min
$4,392.99
-5.320 (-0.12%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.22

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.216440
-0.0₃1 (-0.05%)
5 min
$0.216180
-0.0₃359 (-0.17%)
10 min
$0.216270
-0.0₃27 (-0.12%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.008833
+0.0₅8 (+0.09%)
5 min
$0.008832
+0.0₅7 (+0.08%)
10 min
$0.008815
-0.0₅999 (-0.11%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk has once again demonstrated that even his most cryptic posts can send ripples through the crypto markets. Ethereum saw a gradual decline, down 0.03%, 0.11%, and 0.12% over one, five, and ten minutes respectively. Dogecoin followed its master's voice with a similar pattern, dropping 0.05%, 0.17%, and then paring losses to 0.12%. The real winner was the obscure GORK, which managed brief gains before succumbing to the overall sentiment. This minuscule volatility is remarkably tame by crypto standards, where a double-digit swing is considered a slow Tuesday. Ultimately, the most significant movement was the collective shrug from a market now numb to being a beta test for one man's musings.