There is a clear pattern here

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Secretary Kristi Noem
@Sec_Noem

We have confirmation that the shooter at Annunciation Catholic School in Minneapolis, MN was a 23 year-old man, claiming to be transgender. This deranged monster targeted our most vulnerable: young children praying in their first morning Mass of the school year. This deeply sick

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $4,591.91

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$4,594.12
+2.21 (+0.05%)
5 min
$4,576.22
-15.690 (-0.34%)
10 min
$4,589.00
-2.910 (-0.06%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.22

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.223020
+0.0₃409 (+0.18%)
5 min
$0.221960
-0.0₃65 (-0.29%)
10 min
$0.222470
-0.0₃14 (-0.06%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.009245
-0.0₅8 (-0.09%)
5 min
$0.009235
-0.0₄18 (-0.19%)
10 min
$0.009264
+0.0₄109 (+0.12%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's amplification of a contentious political quote triggered a fleeting and confused market response. ETH saw a brief 0.05% pop before a more decisive 0.34% drop, while DOGE mimicked the pattern with a 0.18% gain erased by a 0.29% loss. The reaction was notably muted and short-lived, lacking the sustained volatility typically associated with his more direct crypto endorsements or memes. GORK's meandering price action, ending up a negligible 0.12%, suggests the only thing truly pumped was the ambient noise level. It appears the market's most rational response was a collective shrug, proving that even the most inflammatory content has its diminishing returns when divorced from a direct call to action.