📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $4,597.79

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$4,602.70
+4.91 (+0.11%)
5 min
$4,603.35
+5.56 (+0.12%)
10 min
$4,600.53
+2.74 (+0.06%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.22

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.220810
+0.0₃159 (+0.07%)
5 min
$0.220740
+0.0₄899 (+0.04%)
10 min
$0.220750
+0.0₄999 (+0.05%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.009021
+0.0₄269 (+0.30%)
5 min
$0.009034
+0.0₄4 (+0.44%)
10 min
$0.009031
+0.0₄37 (+0.41%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's profound silence proves to be a market-moving event in its own right. ETH saw a modest initial jump of 0.11% in the first minute, climbing to a 0.12% gain after five minutes before settling at a 0.06% increase. DOGE and the memecoin GORK exhibited even more muted reactions, with all moves under half a percent across the measured timeframes. This level of volatility is remarkably tame, barely registering as a blip compared to the seismic shifts his actual words typically trigger. The market has become so conditioned to his commentary that even the absence of it is now a tradable data point, a truly efficient if not slightly absurd state of affairs.