He makes a good point

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Rapid Response 47
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Man wanted in connection with an armed carjacking says he's been in and out of D.C. jail "six times." "They release me. It's the same thing every... time." President Trump took action to protect the people of Washington, D.C. — because its leaders failed to.

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ETH

Before post: $4,583.66

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1 min
$4,591.07
+7.41 (+0.16%)
5 min
$4,595.47
+11.81 (+0.26%)
10 min
$4,598.95
+15.29 (+0.33%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.22

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$0.218930
+0.0₃39 (+0.18%)
5 min
$0.218900
+0.0₃359 (+0.16%)
10 min
$0.219100
+0.0₃559 (+0.26%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

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$0.009279
+0.0₄19 (+0.21%)
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$0.009272
+0.0₄12 (+0.13%)
10 min
$0.009285
+0.0₄25 (+0.27%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk has once again proven that even his most politically charged musings can function as a low-grade crypto stimulant. Ethereum saw a modest but immediate climb: up 0.16% in one minute, 0.26% in five, and 0.33% after ten minutes. Dogecoin and the memecoin GORK followed with nearly identical microscopic gains, demonstrating a volatility so tame it would put a sedated sloth to sleep. This negligible bounce, absent any direct crypto call to action, suggests the market's Pavlovian response is now triggered by the mere act of his posting, regardless of content. Ultimately, the most volatile thing here is the connection between a discourse on DC crime rates and a fractional pump in joke coins.