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📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $4,429.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$4,429.29
+0.280 (+0.01%)
5 min
$4,424.25
-4.760 (-0.11%)
10 min
$4,424.12
-4.890 (-0.11%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.21

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.210300
+0.0₄499 (+0.02%)
5 min
$0.210240
-0.0₅999 (0.00%)
10 min
$0.210190
-0.0₄6 (-0.03%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.008747
+0.0 (+0.00%)
5 min
$0.008729
-0.0₄179 (-0.21%)
10 min
$0.008718
-0.0₄289 (-0.33%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's profound statement on the void sent crypto markets into their usual state of contemplative chaos. For ETH: a fleeting 0.01% gain evaporated into a 0.11% loss within ten minutes. DOGE barely twitched, ending down a negligible 0.03%. The real performance art was GORK, which, true to its nature, did nothing for a minute before cascading into a 0.33% loss. This volatility is remarkably tame, suggesting even the algorithms were bored by the content. The market has reached peak efficiency, now pricing in the metaphysical value of silence.