33 engines, each more than twice the power of all 4 engines on a 747

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $4,438.59

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$4,440.96
+2.37 (+0.05%)
5 min
$4,445.89
+7.30 (+0.16%)
10 min
$4,442.10
+3.51 (+0.08%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.21

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.211900
+0.0₃189 (+0.09%)
5 min
$0.212090
+0.0₃379 (+0.18%)
10 min
$0.212010
+0.0₃299 (+0.14%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.008671
-0.0₆999 (-0.01%)
5 min
$0.008722
+0.0₄5 (+0.58%)
10 min
$0.008724
+0.0₄52 (+0.60%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's engine musings once again prove that crypto markets run on rocket fuel, not fundamentals. ETH saw a modest initial pop: up 0.05% in one minute, gaining momentum to 0.16% at five minutes before cooling to a 0.08% rise. DOGE mirrored this with a tiny but consistent climb, ticking up 0.09%, 0.18%, and 0.14% across the same intervals. The real star was GORK, shaking off an initial 0.01% dip to launch 0.58% and then 0.60% higher. This volatility is tame by Muskian standards, especially compared to the more engine-heavy 42-engine post from June which actually caused negative price action across the board. It seems the market has learned that more engines don't always mean more thrust, at least for your portfolio.

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