Precise laser tracking in space at 4000 km (2500 miles) distance while moving at ~25 times the speed of sound

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $4,349.06

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$4,373.29
+24.23 (+0.56%)
5 min
$4,380.46
+31.40 (+0.72%)
10 min
$4,368.98
+19.92 (+0.46%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.21

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.209920
+0.0₃929 (+0.44%)
5 min
$0.210140
+0.001 (+0.55%)
10 min
$0.209320
+0.0₃329 (+0.16%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.008716
-0.0₄14 (-0.16%)
5 min
$0.008725
-0.0₅499 (-0.06%)
10 min
$0.008701
-0.0₄289 (-0.33%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's cryptic space lasers are a more effective stimulus package than most congressional hearings. ETH spiked immediately: up 0.56% in one minute, peaking at 0.72% after five, then settling to a 0.46% gain. DOGE followed with a similarly enthusiastic, if mathematically flat, percentage climb. The obscure GORK, however, defied gravitational pull and drifted into the red. This volatility is standard for a Musk-driven event, where a tweet about high-speed ballistics can briefly make ETH behave like a meme stock. Ultimately, the market's Pavlovian response to technobabble remains one of finance's most reliable constants, proving that what happens in orbit doesn't stay in orbit.