📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $4,779.09

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$4,778.02
-1.070 (-0.02%)
5 min
$4,766.13
-12.960 (-0.27%)
10 min
$4,765.32
-13.770 (-0.29%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.23

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.233460
-0.0₄499 (-0.02%)
5 min
$0.232600
-0.0₃909 (-0.39%)
10 min
$0.232660
-0.0₃849 (-0.36%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.010033
-0.0₄149 (-0.15%)
5 min
$0.010032
-0.0₄16 (-0.16%)
10 min
$0.009999
-0.0₄49 (-0.49%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's profound silence speaks volumes, sparking a sell-off across his favored assets. ETH saw a gradual decline from a negligible 0.02% drop at one minute to a 0.29% loss within ten minutes. DOGE and the memecoin GORK followed suit, with their most significant slides of nearly 0.4% occurring in the five to ten minute windows. This muted panic is remarkably tame by crypto's theatrical standards, where a mere frown can trigger a double-digit crash. The market has now priced in the existential dread of absolutely nothing happening, a new benchmark in speculative efficiency.