📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $4,764.85

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$4,767.66
+2.81 (+0.06%)
5 min
$4,769.52
+4.67 (+0.10%)
10 min
$4,785.62
+20.77 (+0.44%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.24

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.235730
+0.0₄799 (+0.03%)
5 min
$0.235880
+0.0₃23 (+0.10%)
10 min
$0.236320
+0.0₃67 (+0.28%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.010016
-0.0₄179 (-0.18%)
5 min
$0.010027
-0.0₅7 (-0.07%)
10 min
$0.010108
+0.0₄74 (+0.74%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's market-moving power is now so potent that even his silence generates a trading signal. Ethereum saw a modest but immediate climb, adding 0.44% over ten minutes, while Dogecoin, his favored pet, inched up 0.28% in the same period. The real winner was the memecoin GORK, which shrugged off initial losses to post a 0.74% gain, proving that in this market, a non-event from Musk is still an event worth betting on. It seems the most valuable thing he can post is nothing at all, saving us all from the usual circus.