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📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $4,319.51

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$4,308.36
-11.150 (-0.26%)
5 min
$4,315.00
-4.510 (-0.10%)
10 min
$4,313.80
-5.710 (-0.13%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.22

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.215200
-0.001 (-0.48%)
5 min
$0.215450
-0.0₃78 (-0.36%)
10 min
$0.215330
-0.0₃9 (-0.42%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.009500
-0.0₄73 (-0.76%)
5 min
$0.009487
-0.0₄859 (-0.90%)
10 min
$0.009353
-0.0₃219 (-2.30%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's cryptic endorsement of the void proves once again that the most powerful force in crypto is not code but context. ETH saw a negligible dip, down just 0.26% in the first minute, demonstrating its relative immunity to such absurdity. DOGE, his usual muse, twitched with a 0.48% drop, a muted response by its own chaotic standards. The real story is GORK, which cratered 2.3% over ten minutes, revealing the brutal efficiency with which the market punishes obscurity. It seems the market can spot a nothingburger, even when served by a billionaire: the less substance a post has, the more efficiently it separates the memes from the memecoins.

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