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📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $4,230.10

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$4,233.79
+3.69 (+0.09%)
5 min
$4,232.51
+2.41 (+0.06%)
10 min
$4,217.79
-12.310 (-0.29%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.22

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.215670
+0.0₃379 (+0.18%)
5 min
$0.215570
+0.0₃28 (+0.13%)
10 min
$0.214650
-0.0₃64 (-0.30%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.008961
+0.0₄259 (+0.29%)
5 min
$0.008969
+0.0₄339 (+0.38%)
10 min
$0.008910
-0.0₄25 (-0.28%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk has once again turned the crypto market into his personal semaphore system. ETH saw a fleeting 0.09% lift before a 0.29% drop, while DOGE and GORK mimicked the pattern with nearly identical volatility: a brief 0.18% and 0.29% pop, respectively, before a roughly 0.30% retreat. This micro-pump-and-dump is now so routine it qualifies as a market norm, rendering traditional volatility metrics almost quaint. The only thing more predictable than the sell-off is the collective hope that this time the vague tweet will mean something.