Because the humans behave like bots on CringedIn

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Chad Wahlquist
@chadwahl

Bots are harder to distinguish on LinkedIn than X not because they are better

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $4,299.00

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$4,303.60
+4.60 (+0.11%)
5 min
$4,293.27
-5.730 (-0.13%)
10 min
$4,288.67
-10.330 (-0.24%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.22

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.222200
+0.0₃49 (+0.22%)
5 min
$0.221370
-0.0₃339 (-0.15%)
10 min
$0.220830
-0.0₃879 (-0.40%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.008892
+0.0₄119 (+0.14%)
5 min
$0.008866
-0.0₄14 (-0.16%)
10 min
$0.008846
-0.0₄34 (-0.38%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest musing on bot behavior proved to be a masterclass in market indifference. Ethereum saw a fleeting 0.11% uptick before a steady decline to -0.24%, while DOGE and GORK mimicked this pattern with even more negligible enthusiasm, all fading within ten minutes. This level of volatility is so subdued it could be mistaken for a flatline, a stark contrast to the usual frenzy his posts incite. It seems the only thing more robotic than the bots on LinkedIn was the market's utterly automated shrug.