This is the belief of ~99% of Earth and ~100% of history

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Space Sudoer
@spacesudoer

A lot of the people in this spaceflight 'community' are trying to cancel me because I think a man cannot become a woman. Let me say it again, a man cannot become a woman.

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $4,298.68

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$4,285.12
-13.560 (-0.32%)
5 min
$4,291.35
-7.330 (-0.17%)
10 min
$4,295.94
-2.740 (-0.06%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.22

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.220950
-0.0₃899 (-0.41%)
5 min
$0.221190
-0.0₃659 (-0.30%)
10 min
$0.221690
-0.0₃159 (-0.07%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.009576
-0.0₃252 (-2.57%)
5 min
$0.009565
-0.0₃263 (-2.69%)
10 min
$0.009636
-0.0₃192 (-1.96%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest philosophical musing triggered a crypto tremor, proving once again that markets have the attention span of a caffeinated squirrel. ETH dipped 0.32% in the first minute, then pared losses to 0.06% by the 10-minute mark: a classic "panic-sell then Google the controversy" pattern. DOGE mirrored this with a 0.41% initial drop, while GORK—always the drama queen—plunged 2.57%, because nothing says volatility like a meme coin named after a typo. Compared to historical posts, this reaction was notably more bearish: a 45% similar August post actually lifted ETH by 0.16%, suggesting traders now treat Musk's existential tweets like a toddler with a grenade. The 10-minute recovery implies either bots correcting overreactions or humans realizing gender debates won’t solve their leveraged long positions. Nothing unites crypto enthusiasts like collective confusion over whether to trade fundamentals or the founder’s Twitter feed. At least the algorithms are getting a crash course in modern culture wars—pity they can’t bill hourly for therapy.

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