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Starlink
@Starlink

Starlink connecting schools in the Philippines to high-speed internet

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📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $4,288.85

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$4,296.07
+7.22 (+0.17%)
5 min
$4,289.25
+0.400 (+0.01%)
10 min
$4,292.31
+3.46 (+0.08%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.22

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.221820
+0.0₃509 (+0.23%)
5 min
$0.221250
-0.0₄6 (-0.03%)
10 min
$0.221000
-0.0₃31 (-0.14%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.009832
+0.0₄23 (+0.23%)
5 min
$0.009754
-0.0₄549 (-0.56%)
10 min
$0.009604
-0.0₃205 (-2.09%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's Starlink philanthropy post triggered the crypto equivalent of a polite golf clap. ETH edged up 0.17% in the first minute before flatlining: a caffeine-free rally by crypto standards. DOGE and GORK twitched briefly then retreated, with GORK’s 2.09% drop over 10 minutes suggesting traders remembered it’s not actually a real thing. Volatility was tame compared to Musk’s usual market-moving antics: this post had the impact of a pebble in a whale pond. The real surprise? A Musk tweet that didn’t make DOGE moon—perhaps the SEC’s legal team finally got his WiFi password.