📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $4,319.61

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$4,299.00
-20.610 (-0.48%)
5 min
$4,293.83
-25.780 (-0.60%)
10 min
$4,267.13
-52.480 (-1.21%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.22

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.222010
-0.001 (-0.55%)
5 min
$0.221900
-0.001 (-0.60%)
10 min
$0.219700
-0.004 (-1.59%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.009713
-0.0₃167 (-1.69%)
5 min
$0.009723
-0.0₃156 (-1.59%)
10 min
$0.009698
-0.0₃181 (-1.84%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's silence speaks louder than words, sparking a mini crypto sell-off. ETH dipped 0.48% in 1 minute, 0.60% in 5, and 1.21% in 10: the market treats his absence like a cryptic tweet. DOGE mirrored the trend with 0.55%, 0.60%, and 1.59% drops, while GORK—the token nobody owns—led the decline at 1.69%, 1.59%, and 1.84%. Volatility here is tame compared to Musk’s usual meme-fueled chaos, but still outsized for a non-event: imagine panicking over a blank page. The irony: markets now react to nothing as aggressively as they once did to something. Perhaps silence is the new sh*tpost.