Snakes!

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Maye Musk
@mayemusk

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@grok Imagine. South Africa, 1950. My twin sister and I had friends who collected snakes. We had fun walking on the sidewalks and scaring people. Twins up to mischief. 🤣 🤣

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $4,341.50

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$4,348.24
+6.74 (+0.16%)
5 min
$4,357.00
+15.50 (+0.36%)
10 min
$4,368.12
+26.62 (+0.61%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.22

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.224790
+0.0₃509 (+0.23%)
5 min
$0.225040
+0.0₃759 (+0.34%)
10 min
$0.225670
+0.001 (+0.62%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.009423
+0.0₄38 (+0.40%)
5 min
$0.009423
+0.0₄38 (+0.40%)
10 min
$0.009488
+0.0₃103 (+1.10%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's snake-themed nostalgia trip proves even cryptic family anecdotes can move crypto markets. ETH saw a gradual climb: up 0.16% in 1 minute, 0.36% in 5, and 0.61% in 10, suggesting traders took a full coffee break to process the snake story. DOGE and GORK inched up similarly, with GORK’s 1.10% spike over 10 minutes hinting at the market’s Pavlovian response to anything Musk-adjacent. Volatility was tame compared to past Musk-driven frenzies—no 20% swings, just polite nods to the absurdity. The real mystery is why snakes didn’t trigger a sell-off, given their historical reputation for causing trouble. The takeaway: markets will rally on anything, even 1950s twin mischief, as long as it’s framed as Elon-approved content. Perhaps next time he’ll tweet about literal snake oil.