📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $4,550.61

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$4,546.60
-4.010 (-0.09%)
5 min
$4,543.70
-6.910 (-0.15%)
10 min
$4,537.00
-13.610 (-0.30%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.23

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.234090
+0.0₄3 (+0.01%)
5 min
$0.233950
-0.0₃109 (-0.05%)
10 min
$0.232860
-0.001 (-0.51%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.011125
-0.0₄56 (-0.50%)
5 min
$0.011080
-0.0₃101 (-0.90%)
10 min
$0.011114
-0.0₄669 (-0.60%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's post of "None" somehow managed to say nothing and still move markets. ETH dipped slightly: 1min (-0.09%), 5min (-0.15%), 10min (-0.30%), as if traders briefly forgot Ethereum isn’t a Twitter stock. DOGE barely twitched: 1min (+0.01%), 5min (-0.05%), 10min (-0.51%), proving even meme coins have standards. GORK, the mystery token, took the biggest hit: 1min (-0.50%), 5min (-0.90%), 10min (-0.60%), because nothing says volatility like a coin named after a sound effect. Compared to historical norms, this was less a tremor and more a collective shrug—though GORK’s reaction suggests someone, somewhere, panicked over nothing. The market’s takeaway: Elon’s silence is louder than most CEOs’ earnings calls, but still not worth the caffeine it takes to track it.