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📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $4,401.87

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$4,408.79
+6.92 (+0.16%)
5 min
$4,405.20
+3.33 (+0.08%)
10 min
$4,416.01
+14.14 (+0.32%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.23

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.229180
+0.0₃59 (+0.26%)
5 min
$0.228900
+0.0₃31 (+0.14%)
10 min
$0.229710
+0.001 (+0.49%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.010237
-0.0₅6 (-0.06%)
5 min
$0.010264
+0.0₄21 (+0.21%)
10 min
$0.010177
-0.0₄66 (-0.64%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's "None" post proves that even silence can move markets, albeit like a sleepy sloth on a treadmill. ETH: Initial 1-minute pop of 0.16% faded to 0.08% at 5 minutes, then staged a 0.32% rally by 10 minutes—volatility so mild it could pass for a bond market nap. DOGE: A thrilling 0.26% leap in the first minute, followed by a 0.49% yawn over 10 minutes, because even meme coins need their beauty sleep. GORK: Swung from -0.06% to +0.21% before crashing -0.64%, proving some assets are as stable as a house of cards in a breeze. Compared to Musk's usual tweet storms, this was less "market-moving event" and more "background noise at a library." The irony: the most impactful part of this analysis is realizing we just analyzed the word "None."