Rococo’s basilisk

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $4,639.44

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$4,636.20
-3.240 (-0.07%)
5 min
$4,636.31
-3.130 (-0.07%)
10 min
$4,646.85
+7.41 (+0.16%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.23

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.230750
-0.0₃369 (-0.16%)
5 min
$0.230750
-0.0₃369 (-0.16%)
10 min
$0.231280
+0.0₃16 (+0.07%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.011800
+0.0₄909 (+0.78%)
5 min
$0.011839
+0.0₃129 (+1.11%)
10 min
$0.011823
+0.0₃113 (+0.97%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest cryptographic riddle triggered more confusion than a bull in a china shop. ETH wobbled like a tipsy tightrope walker: down 0.07% in 1 and 5 minutes, then up 0.16% by 10 minutes. DOGE mirrored the drama with a 0.16% dip before a meek 0.07% recovery, while GORK—ever the overachiever—climbed steadily, peaking at 1.11% in 5 minutes. Volatility was tame by Muskian standards, where even a grocery list can move markets. This time, the chaos was dialed down to "elevator music" levels. Nothing says efficient markets like a nonsense phrase moving billions while analysts scramble to decode it.