📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $4,629.16

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$4,626.51
-2.650 (-0.06%)
5 min
$4,619.45
-9.710 (-0.21%)
10 min
$4,608.40
-20.760 (-0.45%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.24

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.235740
+0.0₄3 (+0.01%)
5 min
$0.235510
-0.0₃2 (-0.08%)
10 min
$0.235150
-0.0₃56 (-0.24%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.007991
+0.0₄169 (+0.21%)
5 min
$0.008000
+0.0₄259 (+0.33%)
10 min
$0.007981
+0.0₅7 (+0.09%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's profound silence speaks volumes, moving markets with the weight of an empty tweet. ETH dipped slightly: down 0.06% in 1 minute, 0.21% in 5, and 0.45% in 10, as if traders briefly forgot to breathe. DOGE wobbled between microscopic gains and losses, ending 0.24% lower, proving even meme coins need attention. GORK, the mysterious outlier, eked out a 0.33% peak at 5 minutes before settling at 0.09%, perhaps fueled by bots interpreting Morse code in the void. Volatility was tame by crypto standards, where a sneeze can trigger a 10% swing. This was more of a polite cough. Nothing says "market-moving event" like a billionaire's blank canvas—modern art meets financial chaos.