And why is ChatGPT literally in every list where you have editorial control?

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $4,234.04

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$4,239.07
+5.03 (+0.12%)
5 min
$4,235.51
+1.47 (+0.03%)
10 min
$4,233.95
-0.090 (0.00%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.22

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.223490
+0.0₃299 (+0.13%)
5 min
$0.223580
+0.0₃39 (+0.17%)
10 min
$0.223680
+0.0₃489 (+0.22%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.007505
+0.0₅9 (+0.12%)
5 min
$0.007505
+0.0₅9 (+0.12%)
10 min
$0.007503
+0.0₅7 (+0.09%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's cryptic grumbling about ChatGPT barely moved the needle, proving even his offhand tweets can't always spark a frenzy. ETH saw a fleeting 0.12% bump in the first minute before flatlining, a whisper compared to its usual post-Musk theatrics. DOGE and GORK inched up 0.1-0.2% over ten minutes, the crypto equivalent of a polite golf clap. Volatility was eerily tame, with all three assets behaving like they’d been sedated—uncharacteristic for coins that usually treat Musk’s musings like financial adrenaline shots. The market’s muted response suggests even Elon’s magic is wearing thin, or perhaps the world finally learned to ignore a billionaire’s shower thoughts.