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📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $4,191.64

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$4,197.60
+5.96 (+0.14%)
5 min
$4,206.43
+14.79 (+0.35%)
10 min
$4,214.41
+22.77 (+0.54%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.22

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.221700
+0.0₃13 (+0.06%)
5 min
$0.222390
+0.0₃82 (+0.37%)
10 min
$0.223060
+0.001 (+0.67%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.007450
-0.0₄47 (-0.63%)
5 min
$0.007501
+0.0₅399 (+0.05%)
10 min
$0.007513
+0.0₄159 (+0.21%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest cryptic musing on Vine nostalgia triggered the usual circus of micro-reactions across crypto markets. ETH saw a modest but immediate bump: up 0.14% in 1 minute, 0.35% in 5, and 0.54% in 10, suggesting traders briefly mistook whimsy for a product roadmap. DOGE’s “movement” was comically flat, with 10-minute gains of 0.67%—less a rally than a rounding error. GORK flirted with negativity before inching up, proving even meme coins have commitment issues. Volatility here was tame by Musk-standard chaos, where single tweets often swing prices double-digits. Today’s reaction? More of a polite golf clap than a standing ovation. Nothing says efficient markets like algorithms parsing a billionaire’s nostalgia for a dead app.