📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $1,810.40

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$1,814.20
+3.80 (+0.21%)
5 min
$1,816.61
+6.21 (+0.34%)
10 min
$1,817.70
+7.30 (+0.40%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.17

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.170210
+0.0₃59 (+0.35%)
5 min
$0.170630
+0.001 (+0.60%)
10 min
$0.170960
+0.001 (+0.79%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Gorklon Rust's post about nothing somehow managed to move markets more than most posts with actual content. ETH saw a gradual climb: up 0.21% in 1 minute, 0.34% in 5, and 0.40% in 10, suggesting traders were either deeply inspired by the void or just bored. DOGE mirrored this with 0.35%, 0.60%, and 0.79% gains over the same periods, proving once again that meme coins thrive on existential ambiguity. Volatility was tame by crypto standards, but the fact that a blank post triggered any movement at all is a testament to the market's collective imagination. Nothing says "efficient markets" like prices reacting to a post that literally says nothing.