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📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $4,212.58

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$4,205.64
-6.940 (-0.16%)
5 min
$4,214.53
+1.95 (+0.05%)
10 min
$4,214.92
+2.34 (+0.06%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.22

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.224450
+0.0₃6 (+0.27%)
5 min
$0.224800
+0.0₃95 (+0.42%)
10 min
$0.224490
+0.0₃64 (+0.29%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.007437
-0.0₄2 (-0.27%)
5 min
$0.007389
-0.0₄68 (-0.91%)
10 min
$0.007437
-0.0₄2 (-0.27%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's cryptic "go to None" post triggered more confusion than market movement. ETH dipped 0.16% in the first minute, then wobbled back to a net gain of 0.06% after 10 minutes: classic crypto whiplash for a tweet that essentially said nothing. DOGE, ever the loyal hype beast, inched up 0.27% immediately and held steady, proving memes move faster than logic. GORK, the token no one Googled, mirrored ETH’s drop but with even less conviction, as if it forgot why it reacted at all. Volatility here was a snooze compared to Musk’s usual earth-shaking tweets—this was less "Tesla buys Bitcoin" and more "Tesla buys a vending machine." The real mystery is why anyone expected profundity from a post that reads like a typo.