Use genetic engineering to create adorable miniature pet Wooly Mammoths

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $4,249.99

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$4,242.18
-7.810 (-0.18%)
5 min
$4,233.63
-16.360 (-0.38%)
10 min
$4,237.69
-12.300 (-0.29%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.23

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.226950
-0.0₃119 (-0.05%)
5 min
$0.226620
-0.0₃45 (-0.20%)
10 min
$0.227120
+0.0₄499 (+0.02%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.007505
+0.0₅3 (+0.04%)
5 min
$0.007499
-0.0₅3 (-0.04%)
10 min
$0.007502
+0.0 (+0.00%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's woolly mammoth musings proved less market-moving than a mammoth's footsteps in the tundra. ETH dipped slightly: down 0.18% in 1 minute, 0.38% in 5 minutes, then clawed back to -0.29% at 10 minutes. DOGE barely flinched: a 0.20% drop at 5 minutes, then a shrug-worthy 0.02% gain. GORK, ever the enigma, wiggled between 0.04% up and down before flatlining. Volatility was tame compared to Musk's usual chaos—no Tesla tweets or Mars colonization plans here. The market’s reaction suggests even crypto traders draw the line at resurrecting prehistoric pets. The real extinction event here was anyone expecting a serious financial takeaway from miniature mammoths.