Just enough gravitas

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Falcon 9’s first stage has landed on the A Shortfall of Gravitas droneship

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $4,180.41

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$4,180.00
-0.410 (-0.01%)
5 min
$4,181.25
+0.840 (+0.02%)
10 min
$4,178.79
-1.620 (-0.04%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.23

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.227450
+0.0₄8 (+0.04%)
5 min
$0.227220
-0.0₃149 (-0.07%)
10 min
$0.226530
-0.0₃839 (-0.37%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.007531
+0.0₅8 (+0.11%)
5 min
$0.007523
+0.0 (+0.00%)
10 min
$0.007511
-0.0₄119 (-0.16%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's SpaceX post triggered the kind of market reaction usually reserved for a particularly exciting spreadsheet update. ETH wobbled like a Falcon 9 in crosswinds: down 0.01% in 1 minute, up 0.02% in 5, then down 0.04% by 10 minutes. DOGE and GORK moved with all the gravitas of a feather in zero-G: DOGE’s 0.04% initial gain dissolved into a 0.37% loss, while GORK’s 0.11% spike flatlined into a 0.16% dip. Volatility was tame by crypto standards, where a sneeze can move markets 5%. This was less "market impact" and more "market polite nod." The real mystery is why anyone expected a rocket landing to move digital assets, unless we’re factoring in moon metaphors.