📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $4,182.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$4,181.78
-0.230 (-0.01%)
5 min
$4,188.88
+6.87 (+0.16%)
10 min
$4,180.32
-1.690 (-0.04%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.23

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.227930
+0.0₃45 (+0.20%)
5 min
$0.228660
+0.001 (+0.52%)
10 min
$0.227790
+0.0₃31 (+0.14%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.007545
+0.0₄269 (+0.36%)
5 min
$0.007569
+0.0₄509 (+0.68%)
10 min
$0.007551
+0.0₄33 (+0.44%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's post of "None" somehow managed to move markets more than a politician's promise. ETH wobbled like a confused intern: down 0.01% in 1 minute, up 0.16% in 5, then down 0.04% in 10. DOGE and GORK, ever the overachievers, squeezed out gains across all timeframes, with DOGE peaking at 0.52% and GORK at 0.68%. Volatility was tame by crypto standards, where a sneeze can trigger a 10% swing. This was more like a yawn. The market’s reaction to nothing proves that in crypto, even silence is a trading signal.