📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $4,250.58

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$4,247.12
-3.460 (-0.08%)
5 min
$4,244.86
-5.720 (-0.13%)
10 min
$4,245.27
-5.310 (-0.12%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.23

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.232840
-0.0₃37 (-0.16%)
5 min
$0.232800
-0.0₃409 (-0.18%)
10 min
$0.233050
-0.0₃159 (-0.07%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.007663
+0.0₅999 (+0.13%)
5 min
$0.007625
-0.0₄28 (-0.37%)
10 min
$0.007622
-0.0₄309 (-0.41%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's silence speaks louder than his tweets, proving that even his absence can move markets. ETH dipped slightly: down 0.08% in 1 minute, 0.13% in 5, and 0.12% in 10, as if traders briefly forgot to breathe. DOGE mirrored the trend with a 0.16% drop in 1 minute, though it barely moved a fraction of a cent—proof that even meme coins have commitment issues. GORK, the outlier, briefly rallied 0.13% before succumbing to gravity with a 0.41% drop in 10 minutes, a fitting metaphor for crypto’s fleeting optimism. Volatility here is tame compared to Musk’s usual tweet storms, where double-digit swings are the norm. Today’s reaction is more of a shrug than a seismic event. Nothing says "efficient markets" like assets twitching because a billionaire didn’t type anything.