📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $4,301.28

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$4,301.34
+0.060 (+0.00%)
5 min
$4,300.04
-1.240 (-0.03%)
10 min
$4,304.66
+3.38 (+0.08%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.24

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.237990
-0.0₄799 (-0.03%)
5 min
$0.237210
-0.0₃859 (-0.36%)
10 min
$0.238210
+0.0₃14 (+0.06%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.007965
+0.0₄14 (+0.18%)
5 min
$0.007982
+0.0₄309 (+0.39%)
10 min
$0.008018
+0.0₄67 (+0.84%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's profound silence on this occasion sent shockwaves through the market, if by shockwaves you mean the faintest ripple in a teacup. ETH: The asset barely flinched, with a 0.08% gain over 10 minutes, bookended by a negligible 0.03% drop at the 5-minute mark. DOGE: True to its meme roots, it managed to both lose and gain nothing, with a peak volatility of -0.36% over 5 minutes. GORK: The clear winner, if you consider a 0.84% climb over 10 minutes winning, which in this context is like celebrating a participation trophy. Volatility was so tame it could have been mistaken for a nap, especially compared to the usual circus acts triggered by Musk's actual words. Nothing says market-moving like a post about nothing, proving once again that crypto traders will react to anything, even the absence of something to react to.