📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $4,299.84

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$4,300.75
+0.910 (+0.02%)
5 min
$4,297.32
-2.520 (-0.06%)
10 min
$4,292.69
-7.150 (-0.17%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.24

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.241240
-0.0₄899 (-0.04%)
5 min
$0.240940
-0.0₃39 (-0.16%)
10 min
$0.240850
-0.0₃479 (-0.20%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.007596
+0.0₅9 (+0.12%)
5 min
$0.007595
+0.0₅8 (+0.11%)
10 min
$0.007566
-0.0₄21 (-0.28%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's post of "None" somehow managed to move markets more than most corporate earnings reports. ETH saw a brief 0.02% uptick in the first minute, only to slide 0.17% over ten minutes: a classic case of hope before reality. DOGE drifted downward consistently, losing 0.20% with the enthusiasm of a deflating balloon. GORK, the mystery token, briefly rallied 0.12% before joining the pity party with a 0.28% drop. Volatility here was mild by crypto standards, where a CEO blinking can trigger a 10% swing. Yet even "None" proved enough to stir the pot, because in crypto, silence is just another form of noise. The markets reacted to nothing as if it were something, which is either deeply profound or profoundly stupid. Probably both.