📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $4,213.30

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$4,207.70
-5.600 (-0.13%)
5 min
$4,206.31
-6.990 (-0.17%)
10 min
$4,207.76
-5.540 (-0.13%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.24

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.240780
-0.0₃59 (-0.24%)
5 min
$0.240790
-0.0₃579 (-0.24%)
10 min
$0.240790
-0.0₃579 (-0.24%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.007743
+0.0₅299 (+0.04%)
5 min
$0.007694
-0.0₄46 (-0.59%)
10 min
$0.007725
-0.0₄15 (-0.19%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's profound silence speaks volumes, proving once again that even his absence moves markets. ETH dipped slightly: 1min (-0.13%), 5min (-0.17%), 10min (-0.13%). DOGE mirrored the trend with a consistent -0.24% across all intervals, while GORK flirted with volatility: +0.04% at 1min, then -0.59% at 5min, settling at -0.19% by 10min. This "event" barely registers against historical norms, where even a misplaced tweet can trigger double-digit swings. The real shocker? Markets reacted more to nothing than most CEOs achieve with a full earnings call. In a world where nothing means something, today's lesson is clear: the loudest noise often comes from the quietest posts.